Christians, Prepare Yourself For The President’s Response to Paris

We’re going to get lectured on the crusades again. It’s going to be all about those anti-muslim bigoted Christians who think they’ve got the exclusive path to salvation and aren’t really any better than muslims.

Time and time again, when a group of muslims go on a rampage the President lectures Christians. After all, Christians are bigots and those aren’t real Muslims, just people who’ve hijacked the religion.

As President Obama himself said, “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.”

So get ready, Christians.