This Means War


One of my neighbors, I’m not sure which one, has let his or her dog take a major dump in my yard, which I stepped in. This will have to stop.

Any ideas? I’m thinking cayenne pepper in the yard. I heard that works. Thoughts?

About the author

Erick Erickson

1 comment

  • What I did was cruel but it worked. I got some fresh ground beef and loaded it up with tranquilizers. The next day, I saw the jackoff neighbor and asked him how his dog slept the night before. He knew right then I did something. I told him the next time the dog shit in my yard, the ground beef would be filled with cyanide. Needless to say, problem solved. (p.s. I would have NEVER killed the dog, but nothing wrong with the guy next door thinking I would)

By Erick Erickson

Erick Erickson

Get in touch

You can check me out across the series of tubes known as the internet.