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In light of the FBI warning about terrorists possibly using Almanacs, Ben Franklin was exhumed this afternoon to make sure he is not a ring leader.

Philidelphia police thought Poor Richard might be a terrorist code word. Franklin was still in his grave, although it appeared he had rolled over.

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