Geez, perhaps we really need a climate change agreement now. We have a terrible shooting in California at a Christmas Party. A group of Muslims were the shooters. It just has to be the California drought that led them to this. Clearly we have not rebuked terrorism enough and we need a stronger deal that forces everyone to give up their cars and electricity immediately.

This climate change related terrorism is getting out of hand. I mean it can’t be anything else, right? It can’t be an ideology or even work place violence could it be?

Based on President Obama’s statements this week, it really must just be the California drought is now leading yet more Muslims down a path of violence.

I still wonder why climate change doesn’t turn any other religious group into terrorists. Regardless of that answer, surely we must act now. The President demands it.