Lindsey Graham Drops Out to Go Invade All the Countries

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Senator Lindsey Graham dropped out of the Presidential race this morning. Some people might not have known Graham was running, but John McCain is crying today. He is upset that no one but him loved Lindsey Graham.

Graham’s campaign was centered on invading all countries everywhere to bring American democratic values and impose his version of order on chaos.

Graham has repeatedly said his whole reason for being was to hold guys like Ted Cruz accountable and he will now get out of the Presidential race to continue attacking Cruz. The downside for the other candidates is that Graham might endorse them. Though endorsements rarely matter really, Graham’s militaristic demands to invade all the countries could hurt whoever he endorses.

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