I took Evelyn to see the Toy Story double feature today in 3-D.

(1) 3D movies are fuzzy without the glasses on.

(2) 3D movies are dark with the glasses on.

(3) 4 year olds do not like wearing glasses.

(4) There is therefore no point in spending the money to take your 4 year old to see a 3D movie when after 30 minutes their heads hurt from the unfocused picture and they insist on leaving.