Attention In the Neighborhood


(1) Stop walking your dogs through my flower bed.

(2) Stop riding your bikes through my flower bed.

(3) If you see your kid walking through my flower bed you should beat the crap out of him or her.

(4) I’m sprinkling cayenne pepper throughout the front yard. How’s your dog going to like that the next time it takes a dump on my lawn? Huh?

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Erick Erickson


  • For the dogs, I recommend a BB gun or water gun for animal rights! I am not for putting up fences, its your yard. Get one of those deer cameras that take picutres with movement and catch the twerps! Our neighbos dogs come a mile to our home to see our female dog and as long as the BB gun contacts the fat butt, it doesn’t injure them!

  • It might be a good time to find out exactly where your boundary lines are and put up a fence around your whole house, or at least around your front yard, if that would be allowed in your neighborhood. You could also use one of your dad’s favorites, electric wires near the favorite “spots”, although that might be too dangerous. A bigger dog, i.e., a Great Dane, might run the other dogs away. Of course, he would require strong obedience training. And then there is always an attack cat like Thomas that you might be able to find in a pet store, but more training would be required.

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