I think a pay raise should have objective indicators, e.g. work product, billable hours, obvious dedication, and google fights. As such, it is time for Jonah Goldberg to be paid more than Rich Lowry.
Jonah puts the smackdown on Lowry in the google fights. Carnivorous dog owning jews vs. urban fly fishing cat lovers really isn’t much of a competition.
Bring on the raise, fish boy!