Hail All Earthlings

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I saw Marvin the Martian tonight. Actually, I didn’t see him live, but could hear him in the background on Bill O’Rielly. Oh, how I miss him on the campaign trail.

The way he gestured. And the idiots applauded his “I will conquer you, earthlings” line.

He’s a cute little alien.

Oh, I guess I should let non-regular readers know that Marvin the Martian goes by the alias Dennis Kucinich while on the planet.

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Erick Erickson
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