From the “Things That Make You Go Hmmm…” file:

Pakistan’s top scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan, involved in clandestine nuclear sales to “rogue states”, has reportedly suffered a heart attack.

“Dr Khan is under treatment at his residence and his condition is stated to be critical,” a local daily quoted officials of the of the hospital of the country’s premier nuclear installation, Khan Research Laboratories (KRL) formerly headed by Khan, as saying.