The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.”

I hope the police will use sense and only be alert to Islamists, who generally look middle eastern, carrying almanacs, and not poor Mr. Nerd, the last kid chosen for the team. Okay, I was almost that kid (I usually got picked before him). I love almanacs, or use to.