Kwanzaa, The Fradulent Holiday Part III

Note to the guy who emailed that I shouldn’t discuss Kwanzaa because I’m not black: You’re gonna love this

The Seven Days of Kwanzaa
(Traditional)

On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
A hook-up to BET.

On the second day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET.

On the third day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Three profiling protests,
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET.

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Four Baraka poems,
Three profiling protests,
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET.

On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Five votes for Al!
Four Baraka poems,
Three profiling protests,
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET.

On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Six insults to Thomas,
Five votes for Al!
Four Baraka poems,
Three profiling protests,
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET.

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Seven Jackson shake-downs,
Six insults to Thomas,
Five votes for Al!
Four Baraka poems,
Three profiling protests,
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET.